Best Band In Toledo Looking For Guitarist

Sinker, as of now is a two piece electorock band from Toledo consisting of drums, guitar and vocals that play over sequenced electronic drums and synths. We are looking to add a second guitar player. Use the link at the bottom of this post to reply and be prepared to list your influences and equipment. If your influences include Megadeath, Matchbox 20, Good Charlotte or Korn you will not be invited to play with Sinker. If your amp says Crate or your guitar is made by BC Rich or PRS you will not be invited to play with Sinker. If wear a white belt, paint your fingernails back, die your hair black and cut yourself to see if you can still feel, you will not be invited to play with Sinker. Your job must allow you to practice once a week during the evening and not interfere with Friday night or Saturday night shows. Those who are unfamiliar with Sinker can listen to some samples on our MySpace page here: http://www.myspace.com/sinkersinker
Those two songs are our oldest songs and the sound is progressing into a bit more aggressive style with a slightly more darker/serious subject matter but still basically keeping the same dancey beats(run on sentence). Think LCD Soundsystem & The Faint. Those who are interested can immediately download a rough mix of our upcoming album upon request.

Items not required but could help your chances:
• You are filthy rich
• You are good looking and people want to fuck you
• You have a van
• You can play keyboards and or other instruments
• You have a vagina
• Talent
• You know someone who knows someone who says he can get us on the Conan O'Brian show
• You have a valid drivers license
• You are not a junkie
• You know the real story behind the death of Brian Jones

Use this link to apply:
http://toledographics.com/sinker/